Holy Roller Gifts

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

An amplified harp

Destination casinos...

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

Golf

'I'm all in.'

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

A leap of faith.

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

Bible Weights

Confessions on a plane.

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

"I deserve this and much, much more."

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'