High Roller Dreamer Gifts

"I'd rather have had dot-com money and lost it than never to have been insanely wealthy at all."

'Never, Ever...count on winning in Las Vegas.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Walkers

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Hollywood producer.

JET (Part I)

Hollywood producer.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Blockbuster Billion Club

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'