High Roller Dreamer T-Shirts

"I'd rather have had dot-com money and lost it than never to have been insanely wealthy at all."

'Never, Ever...count on winning in Las Vegas.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Elvis Presley

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Reese Witherspoon

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Walkers

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Marilyn's Rushmore

Steve Howe.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

George Clooney Machine

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Martin Scorsese

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Blockbuster Billion Club

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

JET (Part I)

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Hollywood producer.