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"Right now all my money is in poker."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'...just until we get back from Vegas.' (Couple handing in laon application)

'I know your doctor wanted you to take up a hobby to relieve stress, but maybe poker was the wrong choice.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Entrance to high stakes gambling room in casino has sign limiting who may enter.

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

'If being a CEO was easy, everybody would be doing it.'

The Rake's Progress - Gaming house scene.

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'I warned him. 'Wear a helmet when you play poker, Bob.' He wouldn't listen.'

'You know at a glance that you've got $12,675 in chips in front of you, but you're not sure if you've got five bucks in your wallet?'

Destination casinos...

'He loves revealing details of his bonus.'

'There's no light-touch regulation here.'

'But I should win, I had four aces first.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Excuse me, can I borrow your pin?'

'Keno?...Keno?'

'Hurry up, the first race starts in 20 minutes...'

'He was playing video poker, the Jacks were wild, and I guess he got too close.'

'Are you sure you want to do this?'

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'What do you mean I'm maxed out? I demand more chips! Let me speak to your supervisor!'

'I'm all in.'

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"I deserve this and much, much more."