High Rollers T-Shirts

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

This is where the rich get richer and the poor get excited!

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

Destination casinos...

High Jump

Beware of stimulus plans.

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'I'm all in.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Stilettos Sharpened

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

"I deserve this and much, much more."

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

Transylvanian Athletics.

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

Dream sheep jumping over fence using Fosbury Flop technique.