Lowrider Dreamer Gifts

"Ralphie, your ride is totally sweet."

"After you build your lowrider, we're gonna look cool cruising the boulevard! When did you get your driver's license?"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Whale Romance

Altar Ego

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

A drone laying an egg

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Obscene Hollywood phone call

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

'Drone Santa.'

Giraffe of tomorrow

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Trike lowrider