Lowrider Dreamer Mugs

"After you build your lowrider, we're gonna look cool cruising the boulevard! When did you get your driver's license?"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Whale Romance

Altar Ego

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

A drone laying an egg

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Giraffe of tomorrow

'Drone Santa.'

Obscene Hollywood phone call

Trike lowrider

"When Baldo was 11, I told him he should brush his teeth every day...because car salesmen don't sell lowriders to boys with green teeth."

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.