Lowriding Dreamer Mugs

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Walkers

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Altar Ego

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"Don't even think about it."

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

Trike lowrider

"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"

Three kings riding a red nosed reindeer

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

"When Baldo was 11, I told him he should brush his teeth every day...because car salesmen don't sell lowriders to boys with green teeth."

bath oars...

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'