Tech-savvy Holy Rollers Gifts

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Giggle.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

Google signwriter.

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

Internet Search- Find God

Jesus Saves

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

The Pope tweets

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

Prpr 2 Skype thy Mkr.

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

'Click on the icon.'

"I've never seen the congregation praying this hard."

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

"And do please remember to visit our online confession service."

"This model is great. It monitors my heart rate, vitals and counts my blessings."

'Please enter your sin, followed by the pound sign.'

'I'm glad there's finally a good place to go for online poker.'

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."