Tech-savvy Holy Rollers Mugs

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

Internet Search- Find God

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

Jesus Saves

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

The Pope tweets

"I've never seen the congregation praying this hard."

'Click on the icon.'

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

"And do please remember to visit our online confession service."

'I'm glad there's finally a good place to go for online poker.'

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

"This model is great. It monitors my heart rate, vitals and counts my blessings."

'Please enter your sin, followed by the pound sign.'

'We're rich beyond our wildest dreams. We've struck printer ink!'