Eye Popper Gifts

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Glance Exchange

Large print e-book.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Time for your pills.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Medication for the elderly

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

Here We Go Again

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

The Pessimetrist.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Wrong pills

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

'My bubble burst!'

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."