Pimple Popper Gifts

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

Acne, the scourge of the 17-year locust

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Medication for the elderly

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Here We Go Again

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Wrong pills

'My bubble burst!'

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!