Pimple Popper Gifts

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

Acne, the scourge of the 17-year locust

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Time for your pills.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Medication for the elderly

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Wrong pills

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

'My bubble burst!'

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

When pimples have a flair for real estate.

"It looks like your son has problem skin."

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"