Gelatin Giggler Gifts

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

The Main Types of Cheese

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Moo! OOM!

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'House wine?'

"Fresh ground anti-depressants?"

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'