Gelatin Giggler Pillows

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

The Main Types of Cheese

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Moo! OOM!

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'House wine?'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"Fresh ground anti-depressants?"

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."