Grocery Giggler Pillows

Shopping for bandages...

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

Tuna Helper Assistant

"You're five items short. You'll have to use the express lane. This checkout is 16 items or more only."

"I'm headed for the artificial butters. You?"

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes

"Jimmy, I'm putting you back on fruit and veg."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Cheese at the Meat Counter.

"D'you want to take me out tonight?"

Singles Night - Cafe Shag

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"Mom,its me...Jennifer.I'm here behind the asparagus...can you hear me?"

"These decorative watermelons are tastier."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The Busy Gardener

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The Main Types of Cheese

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"