Gelato Connoisseur Mugs

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Tartine

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

French wine

The Main Types of Cheese

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

His Her Cakes

Cake Free Zone

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Cheese

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

The Running of the Brie

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.