Chocolate Maker Gifts

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Any time is cake o'clock

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'Works every time.'

Satya Nutella

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Chocolate Shop

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Cake Friday!

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

The wife whisperer.

7 brownies worth of exercise.