Chocolate Maker T-Shirts

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

Any time is cake o'clock

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'Works every time.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Cake Friday!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Chocolate Shop

The wife whisperer.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'