Chocolate Factory Worker T-Shirts

'I'd rather be in Philadelphia.'

"I'm George your new supervisor. Now whch one of you is our food taster?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Motivation to work

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"We need a union!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Time Out For Teddy

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Idle parts

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Nuclear waste.

How About Serving Us For a Change

Night-shift entrance

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Rust test in progress.

Clone Factory