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'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

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Shaved Ice

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Mistaken identity.

Zenboni

Zoo ice cream stands

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"Just a drop."

An unexpected success.

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

Republicans have me feeling reflective about capitalism, in a good way. Uh, oh. You've been with the company 20 years. I appreciate that kind of loyalty. I just want you to know that. Thanks. It also makes me realize that you have few other job options and thus are more or less subject to my whims regarding pay and benefits. Okay, pep talk over. Enjoy your day. Hang on, I could maybe possibly get a job at Coffee King!

Ice Cream.

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

Ice cream seller

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

'That's $27.50, including the fuel surcharge, carbon tax, noise nuisance and environmental impact fee.'

'I told him you were an ice cream vendor. You take it from here.'

"Et Tuti Fruitie Brutus..."