Dessert Maker Gifts

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Ninja bread men"

Today's special... donuts.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Banana Split Personality

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'