Geekster Gifts

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Elfie Stick

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Digital Fomo!

Nerd tryouts.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The Modern Novel.

Sexual chemistry set

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Geek fairies

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Connected to Technology.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."