Geekster Pillows

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Elfie Stick

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Nerd tryouts.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Digital Fomo!

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Geek fairies

Sexual chemistry set

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Two Generations of Readers

Connected to Technology.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

The World's First Electronic Paperweight