Gazpacho Giggler Gifts

'I fell in a bowl of soup yesterday, but luckily, I didn't get burnt: It was a Gazpacho...'

The Busy Gardener

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Hardy Annuals

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Yard Sale

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Beginning Yarder.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"What are you in for?"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Moo! OOM!

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Where are you going?'

Balding gnomes

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.