Gazpacho Giggler Pillows

'I fell in a bowl of soup yesterday, but luckily, I didn't get burnt: It was a Gazpacho...'

The Busy Gardener

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Yard Sale

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Beginning Yarder.

Moo! OOM!

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Balding gnomes

'Where are you going?'

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...