Space Giggler Pillows

"...He turned, farted and then was gone."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

2pm meet your Creator

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

I am one with stupid.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Whoops!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Black Hole Corks

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

The Big A** Theory