Gay Adoption Gifts

'...like a nappy in the wind...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Foster failure

"He's such a fussy eater."

Raised by Dogs

"Be kind"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I found him on the internet.'

"They look so young and helpless."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'