Gay Adoption Mugs

'...like a nappy in the wind...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Foster failure

Raised by Dogs

"Be kind"

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"He's such a fussy eater."

Brad Pitt

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'