Gator Guru Gifts

Feed the Gators.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Apples for sale

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

No-Work Orange

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Computer games

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Bonk!"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

It can be taken up at any age....

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Golf lessons

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...