Garage Comedians Gifts

Strategic Wiper Adjustments: "Up just a tiddle..."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

Life after death

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'We've found the problem...'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Repairing the UFO

Super Homeworld

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

'Fill 'er up!'

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

'I've never felt so alive...'

Pinata Pranks

'I've decided to go straight!'

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

Blues musicians who never found their audience

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

"He loved football very much."

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.