Garage Comedians Pillows

Strategic Wiper Adjustments: "Up just a tiddle..."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Life after death

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'We've found the problem...'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Repairing the UFO

Super Homeworld

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

'Fill 'er up!'

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

'I've never felt so alive...'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'I've decided to go straight!'

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Blues musicians who never found their audience

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

"He loved football very much."

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'