Ganja Gardener Gifts

God bless our grow house.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Prize vegetables.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

Doing the borders.

Pumpkin patch

Allotment

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

I guess she had other plans for you.