Ganja Gardener Mugs

God bless our grow house.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Pumpkin patch

Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

"First time pruning?"

Allotment

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

I guess she had other plans for you.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.