Gaming Surgeon Gifts

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Culinary surgery.

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Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

On board the MS Hepatology

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Celebration in operating theatre.

Traumatology.

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

Playing Doctors.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

'We've got a cloudburst here...it's raining stats and logs!'

"Why would anyone hire a barrister, anyone can talk...I'm taking on my own case just as soon as I finish this triple by-pass."

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

Surgeon with hearts on his shirt.

"Just talk me through it step by step, nurse. I'm new to surgery."

'Gentlemen, ladies, we've just successfully removed that tiny snippet of brain that makes people want to be in politics.'

"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

Book surgery.

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

'Once I dreamt of being a famous surgeon. Woke up covered in blood.'

'Drop it. You're a watch dog. You're just here to watch.'

Surgeons' Changing Room / Surgeons on manslaughter charge.

"Okay lets close up. Oooh wait...wishbone!"

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