Gaming Scientist Gifts

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The commentators want to run the officials...

Davos.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

Solitaire card shark.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Silly sausages

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

Fire Escapes

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

No Strike Zone Man.

World Cup - Countdown

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Peel as the Knave of Spades

Chess boxing

Footballer plays in labyrinth.