Games Engineer Gifts

"Normally we like to recruit our games engineers at a younger age."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Kitchen Tetris

Eldrow

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"You have word-ill."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'