Games Engineer T-Shirts

"Normally we like to recruit our games engineers at a younger age."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Kitchen Tetris

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"You have word-ill."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"