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"Get a job? Can't you see I'm busy?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

The Computer Bore

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Can You Spot the Differences?

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Bright idea

Back to work...

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Kitchen Tetris

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Friday

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"You have word-ill."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"