Gamer Medic Gifts

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Mac OS 20

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

God playing with dolls.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."