Gamer Medic Gifts

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'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

God playing with dolls.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."