Medically Inclined Gamer Gifts

Game Over

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Doctors

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Medical Examinations.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Urology...can you hold?'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"I can't find the instructions."

"This feels so familiar."

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"It appears you have a virus."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Monks play conkers with crucifix