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Game Over

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Urology...can you hold?'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"It appears you have a virus."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"This feels so familiar."

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

'In simple terms, bacterial infections can be treated with anti-biotics such as penicillin - whereas a virus is something yur computer gets.'