Medical Role-play Fan T-Shirts

I'm tired of playing doctor, so I'm sending you all off to see specialists!

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'Say, please.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'The GOOD news is that the medication you took has completely cleared up your hardening of the arteries.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

Fancy Dress Box

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

"I'm afraid the shark got your arms and legs. It's probably not a good time, but your brother's here. He needs a kidney."