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"Wanna play doctor?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Why do they do that?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Little Princess.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'