Doctor Role-play Gifts

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

"Wanna play doctor?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Why do they do that?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Little Princess.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."