Playing Doctor Gifts

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

returning a Jr. MD kit tyhat fails to mention malpractice insurance

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Reflexes normal.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

"Playing doctor's no fun anymore. All I do is tell people to fill out forms."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Little doctor. Little Quack

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

Little Vet Play Kit.

Little MD Kit...Little HMO Bureaucrat Kit.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Junior doctor kits.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Junior doctor kits.

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"She's playing doctor a little too deftly."

"It's cooties."

"I'll be the health insurer looking over your shoulder."

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."