Healthcare Role-play Lover Gifts

"No wonder you want to be the doctor. The nurse is the one that has to do everything!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'Time for your pills.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"They're class action figures."

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

Disorderlies

'You need some stress.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

Flu Drugs.

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

'I'm referring you to a specialist.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"