Comedy In Healthcare Lover Gifts

'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'Just another couple of pages.'

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'You need some stress.'

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

Quick! 5-second rule!

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Flu Drugs.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

'Why do you people always wait a week or two before seeking medical help?

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

When he got the wrong medication, no one would own up to it. They were real good at covering their own butts.

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'The good news is that new medicine cleared up the spots, but...'