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'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

The importance of paying attention in med school.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Just another couple of pages.'

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You need some stress.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Flu Drugs.

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

'Why do you people always wait a week or two before seeking medical help?

When he got the wrong medication, no one would own up to it. They were real good at covering their own butts.

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'The good news is that new medicine cleared up the spots, but...'

'I'd like to be fed intravenously. I've heard about your hospital food!'