Comedy Lover In Healthcare Pillows

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

Saline Drip Sommelier.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

Robot surgery.

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'It's important to treat all our patients as individuals...this for example is individual number 78/yh5-fg34c.'

'Just another couple of pages.'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

'You need some stress.'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

Flu Drugs.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"You're in the "Stone Age." You've got kidney stones, gall stones, and bladder stones."

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

'Why do you people always wait a week or two before seeking medical help?

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'