Nursing Role-play Fan Gifts

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"They're class action figures."

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

Some people have their own methods of dealing with a shortage of nurses

Fancy Dress Box

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Kday & Knight Chemist

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

"Quenching your thirst for vengeance on his cowering carcass will have to wait; his schedule is full. I can squeeze you in next Friday."

"Let's try a little role play."

"Wanna play doctor?"

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"I'm a bird dog."